FAKE HAPPY

I would like to be the first one to congratulate Team Homo’s, Team Jail Bird and Team Brago on their successful FHCL seasons. For some of you, it was the most frustrating, annoying and restless year of your life.

Windsor Police were called shortly after. Tom told police.......

I'm just so pissed cause I won the FHCL but still lost money this year! FACK! It's Vic's fault. Not mine!

As for those of you that finished in 2nd place, please don’t feel bitter or upset. Since Tom got a co-GM maybe you could hire quitters Billy and Kats to get you over the hump. Just remember not to get 'MINDFUCKED'
As for that other guy, I was just glad to hear you were able to get up off the ice and log onto the site after suffering a severe concussion. I heard that midget was one tough fuck!
Don’t worry about the stories of you getting knocked the fuck out. We all know it was a sucker punch.  I’m not criticising here, but if I could give you some advice for next time? Make sure Jens or I are around or, just skate away if the guy is taller than 5’7”. If you’re not sure how tall that is, pretend Lou is standing in front of you.
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Jens, Newbs and Willy. You guys all know what I think of your teams. If you guys start to question yourselves think of the Whale turd's team which finished 7th last year and 8th this year after picking 1st overall. If that doesn't do it, Whitey has donated approximately $1050 in the WHP and FHCL the past 8 years and he’s still searching for that elusive 1st championship. Feeling better now?

Willy, Tommy is worried about you and your team because you gave up the future and only have a 2nd 2013, 2nd 2014, 3rd 2014, 4th 2013 cause of me. I think Tommy said something like....

PSS - Vic is a fucking slime ball, he fucked an old, senile man (WILLY) twice and now his team is in FUCKED!

Tom, I hope you don’t mind that I quoted you exactly? I only did so because you said....

And for the record, feel free to post "ANY" messages I "EVER" sent to anyone, I have nothing to hide and it makes for some very funny banter...

Tommy described my well being as a phenomenon known as FAKE HAPPY.

“Now can u stop with your fake happiness please, nobody is buying it!”

What is this FAKE HAPPY stuff? Yesterday, he called it SUPER DUPER FAKE HAPPY because all the money I have lost and all the money he has won over the last 8 years. Tommy has used words like DONATOR and KARMA:

1. “I'm sooooooo fucking glad you are not going to be in the money and you will be a DONATOR!!! KARMA!!!”

2. “Don’t be upset he says LOLOLOLOLOL, Vic let me make one thing clear to you the LAST thing I am is upset…last time I checked I’m in 1st place with a 29 point cushion and I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be a “DONATOR” like you! I go to bed every night with a smile on my face, while you stay up tossing and turning trying to figure out how the fuck you can improve your team!”

WOW! Tommy, why you so mad bro? I mean you've won.....

1. “No crush Vic, he just respects my 5 keeper league titles and the $8000 I've won in the process!”
2. “And for the record, I've won approx $5000 in hockey pools!”
3. “900+4275+460 = "5635" reasons why Vic hates me when it comes to hockey pools!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
4. “In closing, I would just like to say there is a fucking reason I’ve won $7000 dollars in hockey pools the last 6 years you DUMB FUCK!
ONE FINAL WORD VIC – “KARMA” BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

After reading his posts you guys were probably thinking two things. Who is this KARMA and how much has Tommy really won?

$8000?     $5000?     $5635?     $7000?

Jens and I tried countless number of times to get a number from Tommy. He told us he was advised by his lawyer, Jackie Childs, not to say a word! As a result, a joint task force was formed.

1. INTERNET HOCKEY POOL WITH MATT AND TROJAND    
- $900 (WON) - $67  (ENTRANCE FEE...$200/3 =$67) - $100 (TRANSACTIONS MADE) = $730 (APPROX.)
2. WHP
- $4617.50 (WON) - $1,695 (ENTRANCE FEE 8 YRS) + $50 (GOALS AWARD THIS YR) = $2,972.50
3. WFHL
- $250 (WON) - $150 (ENTRANCE FEE THIS YR) = $100
4. FHCL
- $720 (WON DIVIDED IN HALF PLUS BETS) - $80 ENTRANCE FEES = $640 (APPROX.)

“I have won more money than anyone!!!”

This post by Tommy made me think of a text conversation Jens, Tom and I had on February 21, 2013. Tom was so pissed and irate about the Filatov vs. Bailey bet (*yet again*) and my fake happiness, he texted the following....

Do me a favor go look at urself in the mirror and tell me what u see

U r a loser!!!! Deal with it

Vic please go post u won money! Please!!!!

Vic it’s going to b another looooooong year 4 u!!!
Donator!!!!!!

Go play poker at the casino and win more money

Table share at the largest bad beat ever at Ceasar’s Windsor. WOOOOOOO!!! Thanks Tommy!!

Tommy - $ 4,442.50 (8 long yrs!)
Vic - $6,671.39 (5 long minutes!)
DIFFERENCE: $2,228.80

Tommy, don’t be uspet! Just remember......

AND OF COURSE......

42 YEARS OF FHCL ENTRANCE FEES! My committment to spend OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY..

If this is what FAKE HAPPY is, I want to be it every fucking day for the rest of my life!!!

Hey TommY........

WOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS FAKE HAPPY SHIT!


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LOLOLOLOLOLOL GOOD ONE VIC .... KUDOS FROM THE OLD FOX LOLOLOLOLOL

Thank you Victorrr

and congrats on the beat box win, which i still dont know what it is

Can we set a date for the draft now?

Wow.... Absolutely fucking fantastic. Hockey knowledge demonstrated by a win with the bad beats. All joking aside this is the best article I have read. Video, pics, evidence of great pool management. Ventura pulls up short in the battle with Nitro. Scoreboard Tom, scoreboard.

TOM WROTE:

As for my winnings even though I am 2nd to you poker hockey pool winnings, if I could just qualify my multiple winnings comments, yes you have calculated $4442 in winnings but you failed to add my bets from you, playoff pool win last year, “SEVERAL” Deloitte pool championships….so for arguments sake sure we can say I’m up $4500-$5000

Last but not least I think you are confusing KARMA with DEGENERATE GAMBLER!

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?

PLEASE! STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF! I'M STARTING TO FEEL BAD FOR YOU!

Vic the world will "never" know the amount of money you have lost at the casino, only what you won! Aaaahhhhhhh the life of a degenerate gambler!

Congrats on the bad beat win Vic!

this is definitely the most IRRELEVANT garbage that has even been posted.


guys........................my team came first in our soccer league this year!!

woooo......................

I guess that means that I have won a FHCL championship. sorry to have ruined your streak Tom, but winning in soccer is the same as winning this pool so go fuck yourself!

Lou, we all know you have never finished first in anything. Who you trying to kid? Back to the ocean floor turd! Before you get down there, take Ventura's cock out of your mouth. I'm not sure who this bothers more, you or Ventura! Hahahaha. Either way, I can't lie. I fucking love it!!

On a side I can't wait to see you at the draft with my new shirt!

P.S. You like my new avatar?

Vic 'WOOOO' Sobieraj
Vic 'I LOVE THIS SHIT' Sobieraj
Vic 'I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY' Sobieraj
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE....

Vic 'FAKE HAPPY' Sobieraj
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Lou, he chirped for years about his hockey knowledge if he was in a keeper league, he created a keeper league, finished 4th and 7th and handed me hunderds of dollars in the process...

Did I mention I won B2B championships to add to it...

What else can he say, I completely understand Vic! COMPLETELY!

Vic, I guess Tom would bother me more FOR SURE!

I mean.................you created this league/pool in order to show him how smart you were, and to take his money.

not sure if you accomplished anything? oh wait................I forgot your winnings!

it is a keeper league though, so you may end up on top one day?

did I thank you though for the THIRD OVERALL PICK?

what team finishes at the bottom and doesn't have his first round pick?

I guess you don't really need it when you draft a MONSTER TEAM!

Tommy, we all know we can't control guys trading u backstrom, stastny, buff, burns, etc. I have come to accept such things. U should come to accept that I'm ur money champ! I've won more than u! Thanks to u and karma I will NEVER drop 1 cent of my own money into this pool for 42 long beautiful years. I hope the same for all of you! It's a beautiful feeling knowing I will never spend 1 penny of my own money! All because of karma and my good buddy tommy!

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!

Do u completely understand me now?

Oh Lou, when u make the 3rd overall selection don't forget to thank the guy who traded that pick to you. Thank him like I thanked tommy for telling me to go to the casino and win 42 free yrs of fhcl entrance fees!!!

Oh ya, I forgot.......

Yours truly, Vic 'FAKE HAPPY' Sobieraj

Vic you are very, very, very, welcome.....because we all know you would have "never" ever stepped foot in Casino Windsor again had I not sent you that text in February to "go play poker at the casino and win more money"....LOLOLOLOLOL!

Change your team name to money champ, u deserve it?

PS - Vic i don't care where you get the money, how you got the money, I just like seeing the look on your face WHEN I KEEP WINNING THE LEAUGE AND YOU PUT YOUR ENTRY FEE'S IN MY POCKET!

Hey Tommy, so long as I have WON MORE MONEY THAN YOU BECAUSE OF YOU, I want you to know that I will be VERY, VERY, VERY FAKE HAPPY!

As for stepping in the casino, I want you to know that since you sent me that message to go win money at the casino ..........
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I hadn't stepped in that place. Hahahaha. If you need confirmation ask Marie! Please! Oh and I have gone 1 time since. I didn't win the bad beat again. I only took home an extra $60 on top of what I went there with.

Tom, there are a number names we can change my name to....

TEAM 'FAKE HAPPY'
TEAM 'WON MORE MONEY THAN TOM IN 5 MINUTES'
TEAM 'MONEY CHAMP'
TEAM '$6,671.30'
TEAM 'BLOCK VIC FROM ALL TEXTS CAUSE THAT FUCKER ALWAYS WINS'
TEAM 'WOOOO'
TEAM 'I LOVE THIS SHIT'
TEAM 'VIC JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY'
TEAM '42 YEARS OF NEVER SPENDING ONE PENNY OF MY OWN MONEY'
TEAM 'KARMA'
TEAM '$2,200 MORE THAN VENTURA'
TEAM '$6,671.30 BECAUSE OF TOM'

SO MANY TO CHOSE FROM. FACK!!

I forgot.... TEAM 'TOMMY, DON'T LET ME GET U THIS UPSET!'

Once again.....Vic i don't care where you get the money, how you got the money, I just like seeing the look on your face WHEN I KEEP WINNING THE LEAUGE AND YOU PUT YOUR ENTRY FEE'S IN MY POCKET!


YOUR B2B FHCL CHAMP!

Thank you for creating this league, inviting me in it and showing how superior your hockey knowledge is to the rest of us idiots!

You are the true FHCL champ Vic, you don't need a trophy/trophies to prove that WE ALL ALREADY KNOW!

T.V. T.V. T.V. The guy is literally mentally challenged. I mean if the entrance fee is $160 and he's not getting $160 of my money than how are u getting my entrance fees again? I mean we all know what a difficult year this has been for tommy after winning the fhcl but still losing money but come on. Listen Tommy, we r all here for u! The whole gang plus your money champ, a.k.a.

Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj
Vic '$6,671.30' Sobieraj
Vic 'bigger winner than tommy' Sobieraj
Vic 'bigger winner than tommy because of tommy' Sobieraj
Etc., etc.

I fucking love my avatar picture!!!! Hahaha!

Tommy? U like?

Vic I just had a thought, I sold my condo in March 2012 and made about $28,000 on it from my renters paying my mortgage for approx 7-8 years (I can show you the cheque!). Does that qualify for FHCL and hockey pool money winnings? I remember one time you called my condo a "shithole" which drove me to start renting it and making a nice chunk of money.......KARMA???

Let me know if I can and should line up a picture of that...

Vic I don't want to steal your thunder but I just talked to Lou and Jens....me and you might have some BIG competition buddy!

Jens was saying when he was younger you used to pick on him, which drove him to become a RCMP officer in Manitoba AND COLLECT HUGE ISOLATION PAY CHEQUES for 5 years....talk about KARMA biting you in the ass.

Lou - has just franchised his "Pure Nature" health stores and told me all the abuse you and Jens have been giving him on his 4 "vitamin closets" drove him to franchise the name, he hasn't got back to me yet but I think his franchise fees are going to surpass my $28,000 condo cheque......WE ARE FUCKED BRO!!! We might need to chalk this up to Vic/Jens KARMA!

We can't have Lou being the money leader or we will never hear the end of this......FACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lou is the new money champ? Fuck

Ya Tommy, you should post a picture of me saying your condo was a piece of shit. Was it something like this........
I don't remember saying it but having that condo for 7-8 years and complaining about fixing shit there was much better than going and playing cards at the casino for fun and winning $6,671.30 in 5 minutes. Hold on, you renting out your condo sounds like work. Hold on..... it was. Hahahaha. Wow, I never thought me winning more than you in 5 minutes would drive you this crazy. Why can't you just be happy for me. I'm happy for you that you've won $2,220 less than me, or that eventhough you won the FHCL again, Karma reared its beautiful head and said "YA, YOU'RE STILL LOSING MONEY THIS YEAR YOU FUCKING LOSER!"

Holy shit, Jens is an RCMP officer and he got isolation pay? You mean he got a job right. Wow, crazy shit. Jens got a job and had to move away. CRAZY STUFF! The only difference is that I heard he moved away not because I picked on him as a kid. Oh no no no. He moved away cause some kid 7 years younger shit pumped him on the ice when he was 21 and the other guy was 14. He was so embarrassed to show his face he decided to get a job and move 15 hours north of Winnipeg. Hold on a second here, it wasn't Jens that got shit pumped on the ice, or what I like to call 'THE ROB'. Jens, who was that again?

Lou's got a job too? Lou congrats on your knock off GNC's. I'm sure it's doing well. Good for you!

See Tommy, that's how you congratulate people on their success in their JOBS! It's not hard. Now, congratulate me on being a BIGGER WINNER THAN YOU in 5 minutes of fun at the casino. It was because of you that I am.......

Vic 'FAKE HAPPY' Sobieraj

Vic you have fucking problems...........nice TSARNAEV backpack you got on in that picture. That cheque is probably for a job well done on Robs cousins over in Boston.......from the second guy to thankfully quit this pool before you went completely bonkers.........KATS