Redrafting "Ventura Style" 2013 Edition

You cocksuckers high-jacked my last post with ripping on how dumb Vic is so I started a new topic!

OK boys, my first installment of Drafting Ventura style...

Its still a bit early but a few things stand out for me at this point, WOW are D hard to come by in this league and what slim pickings in the re-draft from a D perspective.....Muzzin, Hamhuis, Nikitin, Girardi, Barrie, Wiercoch, Gilbert....are we sold on any of these guys? I might take a chance in the 5th round but I won't like it!

Goalies - some nice young guys out there with Gibson, Vasilevsky, Subban, Allen but I'm not waiting years for those guys....Fasth (14-4-1), Allen, Bishop (Starter?) def a little closer and what about Nabakov (18-11-4) - He's going to LEAD THE FHCL IN KEEPER LEAGUE PTS....WOW!!! BUT HOW IMPORTANT IS GOALTENDING, the MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!

So a couple teasers for you guys before I reveal my "first" list:

My teaser list: Kunitz, Jagr, Selanne, Conacher, Brunner and Gallager...HHHHHMMMM
Tom's Top 5 (in no specific order)

Jones, Mckinnon, Drouin, the russian guy with the fucked up name and Barkov.

LETS START DOING OUR HOMEWORK BOYS AND STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEKS INSTALLMENT!

seriously though................how much free time do you have??

I wonder how you win all the time. I think this just proves my point.

working at Deloitte is a cover for your hockey pool leagues.
way to fool everyone!

Vic I heard Bryz is talking his way into a buyout, which goalie are you picking at the re-draft?

Buyout? Fack! I'm taking 6 goalies then. U guys better take goalies. I need them. Holtby and lehtonen r shit! Bryz is definitely not going to another team if he gets bought out! Fack! 6 picks = 6 goalies! Wooooooo!

Where is the rest of the list tommy! Stop fucking around! I want u to pick, like last yr , to within 90% of what I'm picking! U were so close last yr! Lol.

Sincerely,
Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj

Vic my goal this year is to help you finish top 3, I can't tell you exactly what you need just listen to me. Enough of all these guys busting on your monster team, you can do this if you listen to me!

Tip #1 - draft 1 goalie and the rest D.......DON'T EVEN LOOK AT A FORWARD!!!!!!

I don't need forwards? Ok, but what D am I gonna draft that will help me next yr? Hmmmmmmm. I think I'll stick to my plan of drafting the best player available regardless of position

Best player available is ??? Stay tuned !!!!!

Vic - take Muzzin, Barrie and Wier"COCK" for sure and PRAY that 2 of them pan out! You also need a goalie BAD because Bryz is probably going to get bought out and you don't want to be stuck with 2 goalies all year! I recommend Fasth, Nabakov or Bishop with a very late pick and then once again cross your fingers...DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT DRAFT THE BEST AVAILABLE PLAYER, WE NEED TO PLUG THESE HOLES YOU HAVE AND GET YOU IN THE MONEY FINALLY!!! I want to see your name on the trophy soon big guy!

Willy - the best player is the draft is McKinnon, he has no weakness and his skating is out of this world! Jones is an arrogant nig and Drouin is a little small but if he lands in Tampa...watch out.

Like I did last year.........

BEST PLAYER AVAILABLE!!!!

Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj

Tom your right McKinnon is the best player available in the NHL DRAFT this year, BUT who is the best player available in OUR DRAFT this year ??? STAY TUNED GUYS .... Nice try TOMMY " THE SNAKE " Ventura ... Don't try to lead these non knowledgeable hockey guys astray ... SAMMY JR is here to help them.

Willy, the snake does this all the time. He leads guys astray so he can draft the guys he wants later in the draft. Unfortunately, we have a few guys getting strayed by the sleazy snake. Just so u know willy, ur not one of them.

Sincerely, Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj

Vic I beg you, PLEASE listen to me this year....look what your re-draft did for your MONSTER team this year - 7th fucking place, we don't want that again do we??? Clean up as many D as possible and grab a goalie!

Willy - you need a D, I like your top 5....slim pickings on D this year, we can discuss who you should draft this week call me.

Let me get this straight... U have said there are slim pickings and no real good D like last yr and u want me to draft D? I have asked u this b4 but i just don't understand how somebody can shoot themselves in the foot so many times with their own words so often. Voynov, was the best D in the end and would he have made a difference? I don't mean to be mean but fuck are u one dumb fuck!

Once again.......

BEST PLAYER AVAILABLE!

Sincerely, Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj

I try to help you and you call me a dumb fuck....shameful!

U telling me to get a D in a draft where there are no good D is shameful!

Sincerely, Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj

Lots of good D Vic you just wouldn't know one if you saw one...wink, wink!

Tell me please!!! U said u would help me out! Keep ur word!

Sincerely, Vic 'fake happy' Sobieraj